Sunday, August 16, 2015

Week 5: Craigslist Ads

1. Car - Nissan Skyline GT-R R34

















This isn't your normal skyline. This is the skyline God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car.

Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a fck. 

Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. 

Seats? this cocks*cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your **** after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. 

Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet turbocharged, intercooled, 24 valve inline 6.

This car has got a bright orange ebrake handle with a drift button for those super ultra megahellatastic bar room brawler ebrake lockers. Yes. Now, I'll be honest. 

This car has got 1.5 metric, tons of awesome parts. Bride, Greddy, Brembo, the list doesn't END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed. You like going fast? 

Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven. I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. 


I'm only asking for $15000 for this beauty and you won't find a better deal anywhere else. Stop think about it and email me at: skyline126@gmail.com 

Please feel free to ask me any questions and I will get back to ASAP. 



2. Mountain bike


















This is a Santa Cruz Blur Full Suspension Disc Mountain Bike. All of the components work as they should. The Fox RP3 rear shock is one of the lightest, easiest to use, oil damped air shocks on the market. The ProPedal system provides increased threshold and flatter compression curves for greater efficiency and improved traction. Combined with the Fox F100 RLT front fork and the suspension is very plush and efficient. The frame is very light. The Santa Cruz Blur is a do-it-all trailbike. I love this bike. It is really a great bike for someone that wants performance but doesn't want to spend $3000.00.

It is not a total beauty queen. It has scratches and paint chips but still looks pretty good overall. Definitely a cool looking bike. You don't have to worry about getting a mark on it when you ride! 

I'm only asking for $300 for this beauty and you wont find a better deal anywhere else. Stop think about it and email me at: skyline126@gmail.com 

Please feel free to ask me any questions and I will get back to ASAP. 





3. Guitar






















This guitar is beautiful and has definitely got the deep, rich Martin sound!
Has a wonderful sound and that Martin tone we all love. This guitar has the vintage look and the herringbone trim. Also this guitar has the mod V neck which for me makes playing just right. Sounds wonderful strummed or finger picked. Was just set up again with in the last 6 months and has a nice low action with zero buzz. Has upgraded bone pins. Never taken out of the house and no smoking.  I've graded and inspected this guitar quite conservatively. The scratches on the front and back are light, but noticeable. This guitar was taken care of very well but was used often for shows/gigs.


I'm only asking for $150 for this beauty and you won't find a better deal anywhere else. Stop think about it and email me at: skyline126@gmail.com 

Please feel free to ask me any questions and I will get back to ASAP. 

Thanks for looking and have a great day. 


4. iPhone
























Up for sale is an Apple iPhone 6 Plus in Space Gray in excellent cosmetic and functional condition. It has no scratches as it was in an Otterbox case (included) its whole life with a screen protector (removed to inspect screen). It has been reset to its factory default settings and operates exactly as it should. Please review all photos so you have an understanding of its cosmetic condition as everyone rates differently. You will receive the iPhone 6 Plus, original USB cable, original charger, and box. You will also receive the Otterbox case it has been kept in. This iPhone 6 Plus is meant to be used on the AT&T network but it might be able to be unlocked for use on others. The IMEI/ESN is clean/clear and there is no outstanding balance on this device.

This is the best used condition iphone 6 plus you can find in the craigslist and I'm only asking for $450 for this beauty and you won't find a better deal anywhere else. Stop think about it and email me at: skyline126@gmail.com 

Please feel free to ask me any questions and I will get back to ASAP. 

Thanks for looking and have a great day.  



5. Scooter




Tired of $4 a gallon of gas? This is the chance for you to save thousands a year on gas. 

The MotoFino 150 lets you enjoy the flavor of old Rome with the Classic style scooter. It is an extremely durable 49.9cc scooter with a 4-Stroke, Single Cylinder, Forced Air Cooled Engine that was engineered for maximum performance with the help of Castrol Oil. It has a front disc brake as standard on the mag wheel rims. It is built on a Steel Chassis with a 330 lb. load carrying capacity and a strong rack padded backrest. The scooter also features an Auto Transmission (CVT). The Front Suspension is telescopic front suspension shocks for a comfortable ride. Highlights include Chrome Mirrors and accents, Great lighting and controls. The Scooter also has anti-theft locking steering. It comes with an Electric Starter and a Kick Start. A Seat Box is standard.

Think about ride the old Rome classic style scooter with your love one on the beach. There is nothing more romantic than this. 


I'm only asking for $1500 for this beauty and you won't find a better deal anywhere else. Stop think about it and email me at: skyline126@gmail.com 

Please feel free to ask me any questions and I will get back to ASAP. 

Thanks for looking and have a great day. 


6. Laptop


















Classic white, you will never find it again. This is truly one of the most beautiful laptop every made in the world. This is your chance to own one of the piece of art in the laptops and why you want to miss the chance?  

UP FOR SALE IS AN AUTHENTIC APPLE MACBOOK White Unibody 13" 1TB ( 999 GB) HDD LAPTOP COMPUTER A1342.. Excellent Working Conditions.No cracks on the screen, overall in good condition. 


I'm only asking for $350 for this white snow and you won't find a better deal anywhere else. Stop think about it and email me at: skyline126@gmail.com 

Please feel free to ask me any questions and I will get back to ASAP. 



Thanks for looking and have a great day. 




7. DVD - Star wars



If you are a star wars fan like me and trying to get all the movies of star wars in brand new condition. This is your chance to do it. Brand New Sealed. Star Wars A New Hope Episode IV on DVD. Lot of 10 of them for one price. These are the Full Screen 2 Disc Limited Editions that have the original theatrical version of the movie on Disc 2 that has never been released again. Out of production and hard to find. Great investment for when the new Star Wars VII movie comes out later this year. Don't miss it out, you know you want them. 


I'm only asking for $100 for the whole set and you won't find a better deal anywhere else. Stop think about it and email me at: skyline126@gmail.com 

Please feel free to ask me any questions and I will get back to ASAP. 

Thanks for looking and have a great day. 


8. Skateboard


















This is one of the kind vintage skateboard! 

This is one of the first skateboards produced with urethane wheels, which revolutionized skateboarding in the early 1970's.  Everything is ABSOLUTELY ORIGINAL!  Nothing has been changed, and/or added to this skateboard.  This skateboard was lovingly crafted by hand and the amazing part was that it still works perfectly.  The Tunnel Rock Wheels and the ACS 650 Trucks still preform perfectly like when I was a child.  There's also the yellow and red sticker on the bottom of the broad from Star Trac Kryptonics. This skateboard really showcases American Craftsmanship when things were made to last. I purposefully didn't clean it, so the new owner can have a restoration professional clean and restore the skateboard properly.  This would make a fabulous addition to any collection. My father was an avid surfer and he brought this skateboard home the moment they came out.  I am the original owner.  The skateboard is 42 inches long and 7.5 inches wide at the middle.  The skateboard is solid wood and weighs about 10 pounds. 


I'm only asking for $100 for this vintage collection skateboard and you won't find a better deal anywhere else. Stop think about it and email me at: skyline126@gmail.com 


Please feel free to ask me any questions and I will get back to ASAP. 

Thanks for looking and have a great day. 


9. A Pair of Shoes - Air Jordan 1 







Wondering why Michael Jordan is the god of basketball? Why he was the MVP at his first year? The Air Jordan 1 high og can tell you the whole story of Michael Jordan. The classic red and black Chicago bulls color, they original shoe box makes it one of the kind in the sneaker industry. This is your chance to get in touch with the god of basketball and you will never get disappointed at this shoes.  

here is a holy grail for ANY Jordan collector, a pair of Air Jordan I ORIGINALS from the 1985-1986 season in DEADSTOCK (brand new) condition with original laces, insoles and hang tag. These were acquired from the Shoezeum in Las Vegas and come with a certificate of authenticity from its owner. They are a size 12 and guaranteed absolutely authentic, 100% legit. The shoes have never been worn or tried on, still deadstock after THREE DECADES. Naturally this is a 30-year-old shoe so I will stress that it is not suitable for wear. These are for collection purposes only and they are the kind of shoe that instantly makes your collection. There is some cracking on the leather due to age but it's sparse and in low-profile spots on the shoe. 


I'm only asking for $4000 for this vintage collection sneaker and you won't find a better deal anywhere else. Stop think about it and email me at: skyline126@gmail.com 


Please feel free to ask me any questions and I will get back to ASAP. 

Thanks for looking and have a great day. 


10. Coffee Table
















This sleek-looking coffee table provides beauty and function for your home. The deep espresso color and silvertone drawer pulls give your home a contemporary feel. A surface area of over 7 feet gives your guests plenty of room to place their drinks and snacks. The top slides open to reveal a hiding place for books or games, keeping your home tidy. Two large bottom drawers provide additional storage.

I'm only asking for $100 for this vintage collection sneaker and you won't find a better deal anywhere else. Stop think about it and email me at: skyline126@gmail.com 


Please feel free to ask me any questions and I will get back to ASAP. 

Thanks for looking and have a great day. 

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